Sarcasm is my only defense

I'm Becky I'm sixteen and too sarcastic for my own good, feel free to talk to me.

calumhooj:

okay but caN we talk about how MICHAEL IS GETTING MORE TONED AND MUSCULAR SHIT AND HIS CONFIDENCE IS BOOSTING AND HES SINGING MORE AND IS GENERALLY MORE HAPPY WITH HIS OUTLOOK ON LIFE AND PERSONALITY IM SO PROUD OF HIM you go mikey i lub you mikey

sluttyoliveoil:

im not your little dad anymore, girl

m4ge:

Dresses are so nice they’re just tubes of fabric you can throw on with very little effort and when you wear one and people are like “oh wow you dressed up you look really nice” but it’s like

ah yes my disguise is working. you think i cared this morning 

christel-thoughts:

this is what i just picked up from the grocery store. it cost $32. Thirty. two. dollars. for 1 pineapple, 2 bags of grapes, a small container of raspberries, 1 soft drink and 2/$1 nuts…. 
do you know how much junk food i could have for $32? do you have any clue how much McDonald’s you can get for $32?
stop shaming fat people poorer than you or people poorer than you in general for not eating healthier. stop lying about how cheap it is or how it’s comparable to fast food. just stop.

i am the most stressed out laziest person ever i don’t even know how i do it