Sarcasm is my only defense

I'm Becky I'm sixteen and too sarcastic for my own good, feel free to talk to me.

kawaiigod:

girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye

(Source: zootedboy)

summerhigh:

hairstyles any guy would fall for! i love #2 x

bl-ushed:

being too lazy to breathe will probably be the cause of my death tbh

'Oh,' he said softly. 'How sad. Your heart is broken and you've never even had a chance to use it.'

Patrick Rothfuss, The Wise Man’s Fear (via sylviaplant)

(Source: wearerelative)

     

uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you

There are two types of waiting. There’s the the waiting you do for something you know is coming, sooner or later—like waiting for the 6:28 train, or the school bus, or a party where a certain handsome boy might be. And then there’s the waiting for something you don’t know is coming. You don’t even know what it is exactly, but you’re hoping for it. You’re imagining it and living your life for it. That’s the kind of waiting that makes a fist in your heart.

(via wordsthat-speak)     

f-i-f-t-e-e-n-f-a-t-h-o-m-s:

I can’t wait for Punk Goes Pop to do a cover of Anaconda

I mean imagine Austin Carlile screaming “MY ANACONDA DONT MY ANACONDA DONT MY ANACONDA DOnT WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN”

Or imagine All Time low covering it, they’d sure have a lot of fucking fun doing it.

I think the concept of virginity was created by men who thought their penises were so important it changes who a woman is.

Unknown (via dishevelment)

The most perfect conclusion about how “virginity” came to be I’ve ever encountered.

(via feministlikeme)

(Source: dolly-lungs)

     

dlubes:

thanks for screenshotting every 100k post and making a photoset of them i definitely havent seen each one on my dash 80 times before

somenerdygirl:

pantskitton:

spains-a-total-uke:

When I was little, I used to think it was silly that they put the “external use only” label on bottles because no one would want to eat a bottle of aloe vera, but after reading fanfiction, I know who those warnings are meant for

UNTIL I READ THIS I GENUINELY STILL THOUGHT THAT THE PURPOSE OF THOSE LABELS WAS TO STOP PEOPLE EATING THE PRODUCT

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(Source: thorsies)