Sarcasm is my only defense

I'm Becky I'm sixteen and too sarcastic for my own good, feel free to talk to me.
awwww-cute:

This little guy needed a break mid-walk

Superman, black would be the coolest dude in the world. Imagine Sam Jackson in a cape. Running around. That would be a good movie.
I think what a lot of people don’t get is, these people aren’t real. If you cast a black dude as John F Kennedy, that’s wrong. If you cast a white dude as Martin Luther King, that’s wrong. These people aren’t real. The suits aren’t real. There aren’t really superheroes in the world.
At some point in time, you have to steep yourself in reality and say, ‘hey, it’s not about what they look like, it’s about casting a good actor in the role. If you’re sitting at home and you can’t see a black guy as Nick Fury, maybe there’s something wrong with you.

I’m still looking for reasons to love you.
I’m still looking for proof you love me.

Clementine von Radics 

Everything you love is here

(via lovequotesrus)

(Source: hellanne)

     

handlinghaz:

this made me laugh way too hard.

cashcutie:

when you n ur babe standing on rocks

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octillerize:

real big fan of the tumblr message system, absolutely love shooting carefully composed messages into the void without any evidence of receipt on the other end

when unfollowers are instantly replaced

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(Source: literallysame)

gallifreyan-gallimaufry:

leda74:

therothwoman:

beowulfstits-archive:

I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired
i aspire to great things in life

According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.

So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.

actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

Petition to make Joe from princess diaries the new anonymous icon

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bckyb4rnes:

youngmushroom:

hwatlarry:

  • if you are a vegan
  • great!
  • tell me and i will never serve you meat and/or try to question you about it
  • but if you ever
  • ever
  • tell me that im a killer
  • or try to make me feel bad
  • for eating meat
  • i
  • will
  • eat
  • you

ok but consider this: you should feel bad.

ok but consider this: i WILL eat you