being too lazy to breathe will probably be the cause of my death tbh
Patrick Rothfuss, The Wise Man’s Fear (via sylviaplant)
I can’t wait for Punk Goes Pop to do a cover of Anaconda
I mean imagine Austin Carlile screaming “MY ANACONDA DONT MY ANACONDA DONT MY ANACONDA DOnT WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN”
Or imagine All Time low covering it, they’d sure have a lot of fucking fun doing it.
Unknown (via dishevelment)
The most perfect conclusion about how “virginity” came to be I’ve ever encountered.
thanks for screenshotting every 100k post and making a photoset of them i definitely havent seen each one on my dash 80 times before
When I was little, I used to think it was silly that they put the “external use only” label on bottles because no one would want to eat a bottle of aloe vera, but after reading fanfiction, I know who those warnings are meant for
UNTIL I READ THIS I GENUINELY STILL THOUGHT THAT THE PURPOSE OF THOSE LABELS WAS TO STOP PEOPLE EATING THE PRODUCT