Sarcasm is my only defense

I'm Becky I'm sixteen and too sarcastic for my own good, feel free to talk to me.

[HQS] 5 Seconds of Summer depart from LAX Airport - August 28, 2014.

barakisses:

Derp Con: in which 5sos reveal that they’re actually way nerdier than we thought

theonqreyjoy:

significantmelancholy:

nevver:

Where you feel it

bringing this back because important 

#basically shame is feeling like spiderman
lovelylukeylovesme:

Every society needs heroes. And every society has them. The reason we don’t often see them is because we don’t bother to look. x

lipsitck:

When i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.

noirbettie:

dandehaane:

if u are scared or worried or stressed please just remember that even if you mess up super badly, doggies on the street will still tug on their owners when u walk by because they wanna say hello to u so badly

This is legitimately comforting.

harnsters:

the alphabet should stop at t cause i can’t stand u 

(Source: nickiminajvevo)

nice-wig-janis:

iconic

lukesos:

"it’s only 16+ because they want to hook up with girls" ah yes… because the name derpcon totally doesn’t make the dick go soft. 

timelordspacegandalf:

loserberries:

dangergays:

enough of that “stick around for ur family” shit

here’s why you shouldn’t kill yourself u fucker

  • orgasms
  • fuckin puppies those cute lil shits
  • dude have you seen the fucking maldives
  • did i mention orgasms
  • ddude fob is back together n they r releasing new pUNK SONGS
  • so many concerts to go to
  • fuckin WINTER. snow n shit
  • the “keep calm and carry on” meme is dying

whenever im sad i look at this post

this post is now permanently on my desktop

(Source: dangergays)

pulpfanfiction:

nayx:

Print it.  Fuck it.

am i supposed to laugh at “print it. fuck it.” or the fact that the dude is the fucking same guy as the little advertisement in the same position im so confused

dewgongo:

how to look young and carefree yet still beautiful as a near 30 year old:
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how not to look young and carefree yet still beautiful as a near 30 year old:
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